For The New Yorker (w/ Nehemiah Markos):

“Roles That You, a Digitally Scanned Background Actor, Will Soon Be Performing”
“You’re Subpoenaed to the January 6th Committee Holiday Party”
“Update: Your Flight Has Been Cancelled”
“COVID Safety Protocols for Our Apartment Rager This Weekend”
“New Postal Service Procedures Completely Unrelated to the Election”
“Other Ways to Spend the N.Y.P.D.’s $5.6 Billion Annual Budget”
“More Senate Rules Regarding Milk”
“My Hudson Yards Shopping List”
“Daily Affirmations for Anthony Kennedy”
“New Features Coming to MoviePass Because We’re Screwed”
“Please Don’t Answer This 2020 Census Survey”
“Jobs for Black Americans Created by President Trump”
“Announcing: Your Current Phone Is Garbage!”
“Antifa-shion Week 2017”
“The M.T.A. Workout”
“Birthday Cards for Donald Trump”
“Tax Help from H&R Block for Robots”
“Coming This Spring to C.I.A. All-Access, Sponsored by Samsung”
“The Lowest-Paid Comedians, 2016”
“Would You Like to Take My Nonpartisan 2016 Exit Poll?”
“From: Wells Fargo, Re: Closing the Accounts We Secretly Opened for You”
“Please Use All of My Promo Codes”
“A Super-Easy Guide to Voting in a Red State”